Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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