Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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