You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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