Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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