I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize