Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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