? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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