no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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