she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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