No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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