That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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