Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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