is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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