You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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