Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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