Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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