Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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