Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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