The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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