so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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