He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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