idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize