Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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