he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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