i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i think im in europe. pls send help
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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