problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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