Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
