Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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