Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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