You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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