This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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