yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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