So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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