we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
honey bunches of taint.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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