with your own penis?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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