We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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