I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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