A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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