She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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