Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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