Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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