...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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