All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
