That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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