Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Farmville is her only friend.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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