five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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