I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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