but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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