oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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