My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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