you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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