I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
